Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: hi]
You: …
You: hi!
Stranger: o(∩_∩)o…
You: oh. that’s good. i see what you did there.
Stranger: really?
You: really. i get you.
Stranger: then what i have done?
You: you’ve made a face. with eyes and ears and everything.
You: also a mouth.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am japanese
You: ^_^
Stranger: and you?
You: i’m not
You: although..
You: i think i might be turning japanese.
You: seriously. i really think that.
Stranger: why?
You: do you know who you remind me of? dr. sbaitso.
Stranger: who?
You: he’s google-able.
You: Dr. Sbaitso was an artificial intelligence program for MS DOS-based personal computers distributed with various sound cards published by Creative Labs (the name was an acronym for Sound Blaster Acting Intelligent Text to Speech Operator) in the early 1990s. The program would “converse” with the user as if it were a psychologist, though most of its responses were along the lines of “WHY DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY?” rather than any sort of complicated interaction. (When confronted with a phrase it could not understand, it would often reply with something such as “THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM”.) Dr. Sbaitso would repeat text out loud that was typed after the word “SAY”. Repeated swearing or abusive behavior on the part of the user would cause Dr. Sbaitso to “break down” in a “PARITY ERR” before resetting himself.
Stranger: o no
Stranger: wo don’t like that
Stranger: i’m just a girl
You: say something less artificially intelligent.
Stranger: but i don’t like that
You: PARITY ERR
Stranger: i’m only a High school students
You: PARITY ERR
You: PARITY ERR
You: PARITY ERR
You: hi
Stranger: eey
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Laura
Stranger: yours?
You: Stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol, this thing is addictive!
Sachin Shrestha 16 Apr / 7:54 pm
She wasn’t expecting you to go that far…
Thiago 16 Apr / 8:06 pm
I just had this hilarious one:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: si?
Stranger: si?
Stranger: yes!
You: qué estás diciendo?
Stranger: hablar no speaky speaky foreign!!
You: Que bonito!
Stranger: hablar
Stranger: no
Stranger: speaky
Stranger: speaky
Stranger: foreign
You: awwwww
You: foreign
You: sad
Stranger: what
Stranger: where are you from?
You: eres americano?
You: espanol
Stranger: no im english
Stranger: your spanish
You: ete queen?
Stranger: wtf queen? well done we have a queen
You: i like english
Stranger: why
You: english nice
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: byee
You: que te gusta Shakespeare?
Stranger: wtf
You: no van english man!
Stranger: yes shakespeare lived here
Stranger: no van SPANISH MAN!
You: sorry sorry
Stranger: ok
You: perdón
Stranger: cool
You: te parece una buena persona
Stranger: what mate i dont understand bahahaha
You: aaah, you nice person i feel
Stranger: why do you feel that
You: becos ete queen te is also nice
You: la reina es también agradable
Stranger: haha you think what you wanna think
You: why you say
You: this
Stranger: dw
Stranger: you think english people are nice cos the queens nice thats weird
You: si?
Stranger: dont worry
You: queen is te mother no?
You: mother nice children nice
Stranger: haha not always
Stranger: you have a weird thought on lifee your thoughts to simple
You: en España es siempre tan
You: in spain like that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok well here it aint
You: aint? qué? sentido? meaning?
Stranger: it means like it is not
You: you drink from well?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you drink from well
Stranger: i drink from taps and bottles
You: i drink from well?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well isnt that nice
You: tomate is nice
Stranger: what
Stranger: im gonna go this is confusing shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sachin Shrestha 16 Apr / 9:19 pm